In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Tree chops YOU!!